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The urge to just disappear off the internet

I'm so bored

How's florida?? (insert cat heart emojis)

You ever read a fight/gore scene and start to fear the author?

When wattpad stories get boring so you have to write your own <<<

I've had a gut feeling since I was little that emus were evil. Every time I went to the zoo and stared into an emu's demonic red eyes I knew they were VILLAINOUS. After learning about the Australian vs emu war, i can proudly say my suspicions were correct!

Isolation fucked me up, I watch jack in a box ads for fun now. (HOURS of them. Every. Day.)

Having a mental breakdown because french fry sandwiches exist.

Snuck online, now I've got a ticci toby x reader in the works rn!!! >:3

just had an edgelord battle with eyeless jack and won.