mik

bro I have immortal rizz
          I just pulled two bitches

@NoHomoGoBrrr
          YO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO YOURE SO OLD NOW 
          IVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING YOU FOR OVER A YEAR NOW AND IVE MADE MY BEST MEMORIES WITH YOU 
          ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY 

i remember I used to binge wattpad 
          now I'm on once a blue moon 

bro

what's a good price for a book?
          aka what would you by my soon-tobe book for?

sigh

feeling cute 
          might get another tiktok account to 2000+ followers and completely abandon it again 
          idk

kokichihiro 
          
          
          that's it 
          
          
          that's the post
          
          have a nice day 

pov: you come across the cringey ass Harry Potter fic you wrote when you were 11 and it has over 30k views...

all wartpads recommended me for the past month is 
          ishimondo 
          soudam
          and 
          blairon 
          
          I'm not even in the hp fandom