freaking eggnog

Here's a bit about me

•I'm small

•I can be your mom, dad, aunt, uncle, grandma, grandpa, little sister and that weirdo neighbor that nobody likes all at one time 

•I'm very unaware of my surroundings

•I'm very clumsy (I tripped on a chopstick)

•I am directionally challenged

•Don't call me short bitch I'll jump up and bite your ankles




"You're a fluffy boi and an uncooked marshmallow"





STARTED ON SEP 1 2016 
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