corey fitzherbert;
sarcastic | smartass | pickup line god | single | is in fact female | straight | eighteen | clumsy af |
❝my dad was a criminal slept with a women, my mom, than ran off to marry a very high class women. oh but he ran off after he named me after a 'that's so raven' character.❞
ӍѦүѦ (@maya_matthews)is my weird shaped puzzle piece that gets me.
ѦՏҬГіԀ (@astrellas) is a highkey badass who likes to subway surf in publix
ЩЄՏ (@sftuwes) and i fight crime together with donuts
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coreyfitzherbert
Nov 29, 2016 04:10AM
have you been to the doctor lately? because your lacking some vitamin me. ;))))View all Conversations
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❝when i was little, i ate a whole pack of pop rocks and drank a lot of coco cola. does that count as a suicid...