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HAPPY RAINBOW MONTH TO EVERYBODY WHO CELEBRATES IT!!!! ️‍️‍️‍️‍

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Incorrect TDUM Quotes:
          
          Percy: Hey, I'm a demiboy.
          Noah: I thought you were straight???
          Noah, internally: Wait the fuck??? Where do demiboys come from??? Does he mean that he's part boy and part girl or part boy and something else???? How does this even work????

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Incorrect TDUM Quotes (Non-Canon Interactions)"
          
          *Mike and Thomas are singing 'I Want It That Way'*
          Mike: Tell me why!
          Thomas: Ain't nothing but a fart hey~
          Mike: tELL ME WHY?!?
          Thomas: Ain't nothing but a big stain~
          
          Dwayne Sr: Hey Toby, you're looking a bit uh....Depressed?
          Toby: *Sniffs* I just found out that Chef got into a car accident.....
          Dwayne Sr, to himself: Oh fuck, this is so awkward....Like, what do I say to him!?!? "Fuck, I'm so sorry" or "Fuck, that must be hard for you"
          Dwayne Sr: Fuck, I'm so hard for you....
          Toby: What in the actual fuck?
          Dwayne Sr: WAIT NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

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Incorrect TDUM Quotes (Non-canon interactions):
          
          Sierra: OMG!!!! Is that the famous tram engine Toby!?!? Can I get your autograph?!?
          Toby: PLS NO-
          
          Cody: On a scale of 1-10, how fucked up is your luck?
          Thomas: So fucked up that the scale can't even measure it.
          Cody: ....Are you okay man?
          
          Sugar: So you're saying that everybody hates me?
          Edward: Well, I mean I'm not saying you're loved either.

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Incorrect TDUM Quotes:
          
          Cameron: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
          Thomas: A horrible decision, really.
          
          Emily, drunk asf: You know, strawberry milk doesn't taste like MILK or STRAWBERRY at all.
          Rosie: Go the fuck to sleep Emily.
          
          Toby: Edward? Have you been hanging out with Duncan again?
          Edward, has piercings all over his face: Yeah, I have.

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Incorrect TDUM Quotes:
          
          Chris McLean: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
          Hannah: Nope.
          Cameron: Nope.
          Duncan: Absolutely not.
          Rosie: *Starts gigging*
          Emily: I hope it sucks for you.
          Thomas: *Wheezes* "I hope it sucks"?!?!
          Henry: *Laughs* Oh wow.
          Courtney: What the fuck?!?!
          James: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
          Noah: I hope you reach out to me so that I can ignore you.
          Everybody: *Shocked*
          Everybody: *Starts laughing loudly*
          Edward: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing that I could've changed the outcome.
          Everybody: *Starts fucking dying due to laughter*
          Chris McLean: Ooooh BROTHER. WHAT THE HELL?!?!
          Percy: Shit got real, real quick.
          Chris McLean: I WAS JUST ASKING IF YOU WOULD BE THERE FOR ME!!!!
          Everybody: *Continues laughing*