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that’s so sweet of you  to describe me like that      ,  billy.      but nope    ,   wouldn’t you like wish me being  dead     or anything MORE than anyone  ?

@slyshrieks    There she is   !   The sweetest most dependable person on earth  .  For a second I thought you actually died  not that it would have any affect on me or anything  . 

oh—       no, no thank you     [ between every word, she’s holding back the urge to vomit from the mere thought of finger keychains ]   i only really need you to answer a question for me

@lovestck    OH   !    if you love that,  wait till you see my finger collection,   I attached them to small chains so they can become keychains  . 

@beemyvalentino   Aren’t you a little young to already be looking 40  years old  ?   I have questions,  you have questions,   we can keep it going  .  

@aftonedmassacre  /  I think it’d suit him for his love of teeth and making people uncomfortable  —  he’d be a serial killer that happens to be a dentist as well  . 

@bearsfalls   /   I hate dentists they are scary asf  to me :,)  .  If bill was one,   I know he would make 100% eye contact with his patients,   just to make them feel uneasy .  

/   omg i can totally see that >:0   dentists are still scary tho..  

@vampsslayer   WHY do you people get so scared,   I just have a little blood on me,  it’s really nothing to be afraid of   ??  

* dipper sat up by the windowsill,  waking up from his nap..   as the demon had popped out of nowhere.    his frustration mixed with a sense of loneliness,     he couldn't help but feel offended by bill his words,     even though the demon's company was all he had lately. *   can't you just give it a rest for once?  * he replied, his voice tinged with a hint of annoyance. *   I don't need your messed-up ideas..    and as for girlfriends,   it’s not as easy as you think.      besides it’s not like you’re an expert when it comes to relationships..   * a deep exhale,  as he glanced out the stained glass window,    his gaze focused onto the tall trees in the distance.  deep down, dipper wondered if he would ever find someone who truly understood him and accepted his connection to the supernatural.   bill’s presence was both a blessing and a curse,   providing a companion who knew the town's secrets but also a constant source of chaos. *     I need some space.      you can’t just show up..   whenever you feel like it.     /and/    we ain’t best friends.     

@bearsfalls    Why can’t you ever keep a girlfriend  HAHAH   PHEW  that was a crack   !!  Don’t you think   ?     Relax meat sack,  I’m only trying to get these bell peppers into your eyes,   I’ve tried it myself and an idea quickly popped into my head,   You know what it said   ??   Okay I’ll tell you  —  “  Hey  wouldn’t my best friend in the world love this as well   ”   so  now were  here   !