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@kraevinov    ╱       I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE,   OR WHAT YOU WANT.    I’M JUST DOING THIS TO PROTECT MY CITY⸻   LET CROC LIVE.     HE WAS DOING   [GOOD].    HELPING OTHERS ⸻   REFORMATION!      
            
            
            
            *  *    Get the gun.

@backbrace    ╱    I WILL.   PROMISE.   BUT I REALLY THINK YOU’LL WANT WHAT I HAVE.   UHM ⸻    CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.  FOR WINNIE.    HE SAID HE LIKED THE RECIPE I HAD,  SOOOOO I WANTED TO DROP IT OFF.   IF THAT’S NO TROUBLE ❓

@chronicFEATS,       [A BLINK. JUST TO BE SURE THE EMPTY CAN IS THROWN HIS WAY, WITH FULL INTENT OF HITTING HIS HEAD——HE CAUGHT IT.   THE PERKS OF SPINDLE-TINGLE .. OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT WAS CALLED]    right right..    [A POINT FOR THE WINDOW]    get out of my house——i’ll call the cops right now. 

⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @backbrace  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        ma’am┈─      (…)      with all due respect, do i look buggish in the slightest???    i’m not here to eat your brains,  just may stop them from getting smushed???   i think i may develop a kind of cancer after inhaling all those aerosols.     ❜
            

⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @terminalwebs  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        nahh,  come in.  i was actually packing up for the night.   it’s not often we have visitors back here..    you don’t look like our usual guest,  so i’m assuming you’re not a person in need?   ❜

@websriot  ╱     ALL OF THE ABOVE SHOULD BE AN ANSWER,   THANK YOU VERY MUCH.   BESIDES.    .   WHO ROCKED YOUR WORLD?  OOOOKAY⸻   VITALS CHECKED.  I’M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME PAIN KILLERS AND SOME NUMBING,  WE’RE TAKING THIS OUT.

which one's stumpin'    you?    fashie or shank?    *    a snort is grunted out from parted lips,    &    hobie has to fight the urge to collapse on to the couch the second peter eases him down.    head finds comfort in burying itself in between two plush pillows,    &    they shut their eyes,    trying their hardest to ignore the pain.    *    yeah,    'm good.    hurts like a $!)¢?,    but    'm good.    *    he raises a hand,    presenting peter with a half-assed thumbs up.    *

⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @websriot  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        oh,  okay.  hold on┈─   still haven’t picked up on the british slang but i’m working on it.   promise.   now,  hold on to me       (…)      i would ask how the other guy looks,  but y’know.   ahem.   yeah.   you have a literal knife stuck in your lateral lower quadrant of your abdomen.   oooooookay.   here,   lay on the couch.   i’ll get you a towel and some pain killers.      ❜      peter parker is not a doctor,  but parker industries definitely gives him the necessities to act like one.    hobie is tenderly placed on a near by couch while he focuses on getting the necessary equipment to attend to hobie.     slow,  methodical,  hands end up wiping away any sort of excess blood on their brown skin.   accessing the damage is easy once everything is healed.   ❛        keeping the knife in┈─   but i need vitals and a scan before i take it out.  you alright,  big guy? still with me?   ❜    

            ⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @ogblond  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        well┈─      (…)      as spider man it is my job to watch over civilians as you.    i hope it’s no trouble though,  you seem lonely.    and,  you walk this same path everyday.    let’s just say you’re a regular on my route around the city.       ❜

and so have you. 

            ⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @ogblond  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        i believe in a lot of things,  one of those things being you.   so fate?  not too far out of my league.    oh,  was that me transcribing┈─  ?     anyways,  what made you think of that    (…)      surely not us holding haaaandssssss!         ❜

don’t—   transcribe that bit, please.     —it sounds so obtuse to say out loud. 

*    Cries and falls to my knees

@chronicFEATS * ⁀ ෴ °  • ┃ giggles with joys 

@strongshields   giggles!

@chronicFEATS,              [the heroism brought their mouth to part, a yawn escaping as a hand rises to cover her lips. fanning away the wetness in the black cat’s eyes, collecting her sanity with the roll of their shoulder.]    if i remember,    you’re the one who had gotten in my way first.    [hands tighten around the jewel. when the spider reaches,  the feline’s quick to pull it back towards their side.  sweeping past his frame,]    do good?    i am doing good.  taking things from    /bad men/.    most of the bad things that happen are because of    /bad men/.    [lips press together,  tension rising.]    you’ll just have to catch me then,   spiderman.   i think i’ll play hard to get tonight.

⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @CLAWNMARK  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        i’m just asking you to do some good for once,   i know you have it in you.    there are so many other things you could be doing with your abilities,   i just don’t get it.   i really don’t.    besides,  you’re supposed to be gone and OUT of my way,   don’t you get that cat ❓   give it here.          ❜
            

⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ @SINGYUSEOUL  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        guuuumiii,  my man.   .   i literally saw you steal some old woman’s cane because you said the future told you to❓ .    .    so i know you’re not getting on me for my humor┈─     ❜

if so, it wasn’t funny at all. no offense.

        〝        WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT HARRY OSBORN GUY?   WHAT A TOOL,  HUH?    WALTZ INTO THE PLACE LIKE HE OWNS IT,  JUST ‘CAUSE DADDY’S GOT GREEN.   FUNNY HAIR ON THAT ONE THOUGH,  MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE A FOOL.         〟       
            
            the sky’s blue, the wooden bench warmed up by the early june sun. she bites one last bite off of her burger, extra large. have to stay well—fed but professional. should’ve worn a better ironed shirt for this and not some lame  — thankfully well fitted —  graphic tee her aunt hadn’t had the time to iron out amongst built—up pile o’ chores. at least it fit well. she irons out thrifted mini betsey johnson skirt that’d gotten her dress—coded thrice in record wins. 
            
⠀“M͟J͟”:    NOW!   MY LITTLE JOURNALIST..    YOU CHASING A STORY?    DO I GIVE AN INTERVIEW TOO?    ‘BOUT TIME,   —‘VE ALWAYS WANTED TO!   WHAT CREATIVE ADJECTIVES COME TO MIND WHEN DESCRIBING   /the/    MJ,    BROWN EYES?

⠀“M͟J͟”:    ‘YA LIKE? DON’T SELL THOSE BAD BOYS FOR LESS THAN A MILLION,  NO,  A TRILLION!   THAT’S GONNA COST A PRETTIER PENNY WHEN I’M FAMOUS OUTTA MY MIND IN THE WHITE WAY. 
            
            SCHOOLBOYS, SCHOOLGIRLS, THEY ALL LIKE MJ!     yearbook’s riddled with pictures of her, popped in between collages and sticking out with poor hair—dye job nonetheless coming off as endearing paired with smile that teethy, that white.  she’s got one candid print hung somewhere around with expired glue and cornerstone star stickers riddled across scissor-job frames.   picture this:     PETER PARKER’S ALWAYS HAD THAT ONE ZIT ON THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD.   it showed even with flash of aged x—something canon lens.  her arm’s flung around him in hurried, probable hormonally-induced delirium,   mouth caught half agape in the middle of escaping song lyrics—   though the grin at the very ends of her gloss-coated lips is made apparent in the crowd of people she’d surfed through.   he looks lost, but he’s looking at her.   like some sort of north star.   smiling with this unplaceable, delectable mixture of helplessness and clarity. 
            
                    〝        NAH, ‘S NO PROBLEM—O.    lucky for you,  ‘m feeling extra generous today.   SAY AAAA-AH!        〟       discarded set of fries, showered with ketchup, mustard and a fair share of barbecue sauce is penetrated into with polished hands nevermind’ing the ten dollar manicure she’d ripped off with moderate tagalog. she’s holds the bunch, riddled together with fast-food oil the city must’ve been dead set on creating a couple of casualties out of local high schools with, towards his visage. the whisper of a make-believe plane is voiced out, though she snorts it off just as quickly.   only to promptly feed the bite to poor petey’s unassuming mouth.

T͟H͟E͟ ͟A͟M͟A͟Z͟I͟N͟G͟       SPIDER┈┄MAN     ❲   ID:    @OGREDHED ,  hey lover. ❳   VOLUME.     #1    in   EARTH-1048         ᵇᵘʸ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᶜᵒᵐⁱᶜ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ  ﹗ ﹗
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            ⤷      ❲   SPIDER—MAN   ❳   &    ❲ THE BIG APPLE  ❳      ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ   ¹   ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ         ❛        uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh   huh❓    uhm .   .   yes ┈─   ⁽  ⁿᵉʳᵛᵒᵘˢ  ⁾     and,   uhm,    some pictures if i’m lucky❓    i know you’re a really busy gal.   so i’ll try not to take too much of your time.   o┈─or we could always do it another day,  heh.     ⁽    ᴱᴺᵀᴱᴿ     ᶠᴿᴬᴹᴱ⠘     peter parker,  awkward and awfully flushed.   despite being friends with her for so long,  he’s still tongue tied.   how is our dear hero going to survive.     ⁾     oh┈─      (…)      when you say free insight it makes me seem kind of shady❗️      ❜
            
                        •           •          •      ᴾᴱᵀᴱᴿ’ᔆ    ᴵᴺᵀᴱᴿᴺᴬᴸ   ᴹᴼᴺᴼᴸᴼᵁᴳᴱ         ⁕                   ₍ ₁ ₎     I NEED TO SHUT UP      ₍ ₂  ₎    OH MY GOD SHE’S DREAMY     ₍ ₃ ₎   OOOOOH MY GOD SHE’S LITERALLY SO COOL❗️            [     ‣  ᴵᴺᵀᴼ    ᴴᴵᔆ     ᴬᶜᵀᴵᴼᴺᔆ‧   ﹕       the two students sit alongside one another on a nearby bench.    the summer breeze brings along sweet currents of savory food trucks and godawful sugary treats that are bound to make someone vomit.     peter,  on the other hand is too transfixed on the magical expression miss himig tala macabuhay juni makes when she’s knuckles deep inside of a burger.    blissful,   whimsy,   and   . .  ⁽ ⁿᵃʳʳᵃᵗᵒʳ⠘ ᵃˢ  ʷᵉ  ᶜᵃⁿ  ˢᵉᵉ‧  ᵖᵉᵗᵉʳ  ⁱˢ  ⁱⁿ  ˡᵒᵛᵉ,  ʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵍᵒ ᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʲ‧ ⁾      *⃨*⃨   CLICK,   SNAP ❗️ *⃨*⃨    his trusty yashica electro camera captures the moment.             ]  
            
                  ⁽  ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ  ⁾       ᴾᴬᴺᴱᴸ  ²       :        i was gonna ask for your fries─┈      (...)       didn’t know you were so hungry,   sorry m.    ❜