The most important thing in a relationship is food. No...I'm serious. No food, no relationship. 

I have no tolerance for bullies and fake people. Piss off if you're here to be rude to my readers and I. This is a safe place. We're all friends here. Amigos. Pals. Buddies.

I love to hear your thoughts, I don't care how fucked up they are, because I'm right there with you.

Don't be a fucking stranger, say hi, I don't bite, I promise...unless you ask me to.

I have one completed work: A Deal with the Daredevil. It's not superb but it's there and you have nothing to do right now, so go read it, you might like it. When you're done with that, go read the other two that come after it, because that's how writers get that money, by writing a bunch of other books and turning a good book into a series. Shameful? Probably. Do we care? Probably not.

Alright, I must leave you now. Good luck navigating this shitfuck.
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  • JoinedJuly 11, 2013

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chocolatemuncher chocolatemuncher Apr 21, 2019 05:17PM
Deals with the Devil’s Spawn’s epilogue will be uploaded today, stay on the lookout, my lovelies.
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