Keane: Girls kiss other girls......(Points to Cora and Giselle) AND NO ONE BATS AN EYE! But when I kiss the homies goodnight......SOCIETY. SOCIETY CALLS ME GAY.
Cora: I started my period today.
Giselle: You're not pregnant?
Cora: No, I'm not PREGNANT!
Giselle: But I'm trying so hard.....
Cora: WE BOTH HAVE COOCHIES!
Giselle: I really thought I had it this time....
Cora: That's not how this works!
Giselle: I'll try again!
Cora: W H A T?!
Keane: Man, what an amazing dream! You and I were making out like a couple of high school kids on lovers lane! Though I can't remember how it ended.....
(Parker pulls the collar of his shirt down to reveal a string of hickeys)
Keane: DID YOU HAVE THAT BEFORE?!
Parker: No.
Keane: WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME!?
Parker: ......I thought you were awake.
(Inspired by Helluva Boss)
(Elphaba falls put the window and lands on Glinda's table)
Elphaba: ......Sorry I f***ed your husband!
Glinda: What the F**K was that, Fiyero?!
Fiyero: That....was the sound.....OF A F***ING DIVORCE! HAHAHAHA!
Parker: (To Keane) Come here Bae, come sit next to me. Come and take your drawers off....damn, you at the edge of the bed. You bout to fall off!
(Cut to Keane sitting on the very edge of the bed, intimidated)