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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Hamiltrashcat

Cora: I started my period today.
          
          Giselle: You're not pregnant?
          
          Cora: No, I'm not PREGNANT!
          
          Giselle: But I'm trying so hard.....
          
          Cora: WE BOTH HAVE COOCHIES!
          
          Giselle: I really thought I had it this time....
          
          Cora: That's not how this works!
          
          Giselle: I'll try again!
          
          Cora: W H A T?!

Hamiltrashcat

Keane: Man, what an amazing dream! You and I were making out like a couple of high school kids on lovers lane! Though I can't remember how it ended.....
          
          (Parker pulls the collar of his shirt down to reveal a string of hickeys)
          
          Keane: DID YOU HAVE THAT BEFORE?!
          
          Parker: No.
          
          Keane: WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME!?
          
          Parker: ......I thought you were awake.