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i lit this candle a minute ago and this is the best smell ever im in heaven rn 

he was ur true love <<3 the chicken with a deep voice who crossed the road & lived 

maybe that’ll inspire me to be a chicken next year 

like if i had thag insane of a dream abt u u’d be hearing about it nonstop bear

HOW HAVE U WITHHELD THAT DREAM FROM ME 

okay one of them was like strawberry blonde so technically ive dated 3 

bc idk i just couldn’t. i didn’t like the movie and a lot of my friends were like omg this is amazing?? it’s??? eh 

wait odd question do u like pride & prejudice 

which i mean i almost did marry a woman but that was for funnies 

i cannot kiss someone if they have bad breath ill die literally deceased on the floor 

ik it sounds mean but please??? bathe?? 

rich kids are so unaware or they just don’t gaf 

everyone’s just visiting 

i refuse to believe that people actually live in vegas 

OH OKAY YEAH NOW IKWYM

i love those kinds of jokes they make me laugh shdjfjb

you bocked at him???? im crying imagine being like eleven years old trick or treating and every few minutes u just hear BRAWCK 

that’s so cool im god awful at makeup i wish i could do fun looks like that for halloween 

ive been hanging out with my sister in laws family who are all just millennials and im turning into them i fear 

like uhh it was differently colored?? some areas were pink some were blonde?? idk what it was called but it looked so cool 

YES SHE BLEACHED IT AND THEN SHE WENT THIS LIKE REALLY COOL PINK THING 

can we bring back dates. like people seem to just abruptly get together and then they don’t go on dates. what happened to going to cute places together n buying each other food 

if this was 130 years ago u’d have people lining up outside ur door to court u n ask for ur hand but noooo now we don’t do that anymore 

i keep looking back up at the end of that sentence. “my roommate didn’t even know i was queer till he asked me about me randomly about my sexuality” what was i saying. could i not get it out properly??? 

that sounds so creepy!!!! i just like good hygiene. the bar is on the floor atp

dw i get it im into people who smell nice 

or have them rn & just say that now