Lori (me!)

*cracks neck* 
*cracks knuckles* 
*cracks hips* 
*smirks* well why not it's fun!! *starts salsa-ing* 

Now that I have scared you away. And to all ya'll that stayed... good luck. 

Jk
*turns to other self* no one will read the story your gonna write if you scare them away. 

*other self turns back* 
True... BUT THIS IS FUN!!! 

You're stupid 

No you're stupid 

No you are 

No 

Yes. 

*Another me appears* This might take a bit. While you wait please read the story and grab some ice cream it's gonna be a bit. 

*5 year old me* 
Yay!!! 
Oh look a play ground!!! 
BYE NICE SEEING YOU. 

A SLIDE!!! Wheeeeeee

This is what you get when you rewrite your bio late at night.