caughtballs

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          you    were    supposed    to    say    no    to    me    being    your    side    dick.  ):

wait.   no.  ):   i’m  kidding.   i  don’t  have  anyone  in  my  dms.  well.  i  do.  but  no  one  im  interested  in.  i  promise.

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          i    don't    like    this.     im    leaving.     goodbye,     man    who    doesn't    care    for    me    that    much.

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          im    not    making    fun!     im..     having    a    reaction!     not    making    fun    of    you    at    all!

you   said  you  wouldn’t   make  fun!   you’re  so  making  fun!

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          [    he    attempts    to    stifle    his    laugh.   more,     but    ultimately    fails,     laughing    aloud.     ]     holy    shit,     jack!

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          i    don't    believe    you.     how    can    i    trust    that    you    wont    insult    me    again?

i  won’t  insult  you  again.  i  swear. 

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          im    not    going    out    to    dinner    with    someone    who    insults    me.

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          gee,     so    many    rules.     not    like    they're    gonna    hear    me    say    anything    if    you    keep    me    a    secret    more.

he  is.  but  don’t  let  him  hear  that.  he  wouldn’t  be  very  happy.    and  don’t  let  cas  hear  you  call  him  mom.  :/

@centerballed ° ⋆˖ ‧ ⚾︎          so    he's,     like,     seriously    unc.     they    can    be,     but    for    the    sake    of    this    conversation,     they're    mom    and    dad.

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@sublives  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           special    isn't    bad!     special    is    just..     special.     one    of    a    kind.     uh,     unique!

you  are  mean!   you  just  called me  special.   that's  mean. 

@sublives  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           i    don't    mean    it    like    that!     im    not    mean,     no   one's    said    that    about    me.     you're    being    mean    now.  :(

you   sure?    how  about  you come  over  later  and  do  your  assignments then  we  can  order  some  dinner?  chase  won't  be  home  so  it'll  be  just  us. 

@sublives  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           no,     it's    okay!      i've    got    it    handled.     it's    just    a    few    missing    assignments,     no    big    deal.

falling  behind?  like,  failing?   shit–  if  you  need  help  i  can  try?  i  don't  want  you  failing  anything,  bud. 

@sublives  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           a    cappuccino.     vanilla.     it    makes    me    want    to    see    if    i    can    make    his    taste    more    diverse,     order    him    a    mocha    or    something..     we    talked    about    this    a    few    days    ago,     im    pretty    sure.

and   what  does  reece  get?

@sublives  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           no.     cause    most    of    them    want    starbucks    and    have    an    order    that    changes    with    the    seasons.

@californicate  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           oh,     totally.     he's    great,     but    i    can    hardly    imagine    he    keeps    it    squeaky    clean.     and    chase    seems    too    organized    to    be    messy.

right.  no  one  likes a gross  roommate.  i'd put  money  on  it being  jacob  as  the  one  who  doesn't  clean up. 

@californicate  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           ooh,     maybe.     that    they    like,     don't    clean    up    or    something    like    that.     that'd    suck.

@californicate  ‧₊ ♪ ˚⊹           i    don't    wanna    be    some    crusty    dog!     seriously,     this    is    bullying,     man!

cutest*

aw,  don't  be  like  that.    you're  the  cutesy  crusty  dog  ever!