catesaussieburger
“mommy needs a drink” - emily nelson aka blake lively
*imagine the side eye emoji here* i’m going feral
catesaussieburger
catesaussieburger
“baby, if you apologize again, i’m gonna have to slap the sorry out of you”
EXCUSE ME?! HOW DO YOU THINK AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THAT?
like stop making me horny i’m still in school
catesaussieburger
exactly, i should probably stop reading wattpad and also watching films that have women in suits in them in school… the school toilets aren’t that welcoming for a little.. uhm.. alone time, to be honest… it would have a kick ig but it’s just a little too disgusting like eww just noo
BigDiCkBilsss
@catesaussieburger ty ty ty but like fr, don't make me horny bc u know I like that shi
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i’m currently 10 minutes into watching ‘a simple favor’ and have already committed to my newfound obsession: blake lively as emily nelson wearing perfectly tailored suits and heels, tatted and muscular - i wanna spend time with her platonically, fuck her, AND be her… what do i do?
catesaussieburger
sorry but idk how i‘m gonna cope with this
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BILLIE EILISH WAS IN BERLIN YESTERDAY AND I FUCKING LIVE HERE WHYYYY THE HELL WA DI NOT THERE HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT LIKE WHT THE FUCK I‘M CRYING IN MY SCHOOL BATHROOM AND HYPERVENTILATING LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
AND I‘M RAMBLING BUT THE LITTLE SISTER OF A FUCKING FRIEND WAS THERE AND HUGGED HER AND TOOK A SELFIE
LIFR IS UNFAIR I DIDN‘T EVEN GET TICKETS TO HER CONERT AND TAGT WA SLIKE THE ONE CHANCE I COULD‘VE SEEN HER I‘M CRYING I CAN‘T
catesaussieburger
just a quick question about my book: does anyone get like multiple notifications saying that i published the first chapter (always that one) - like that i republish it? only because it says like ‘published a day ago’ every day
catesaussieburger
just casually remembering y’all that rooney mara, literally being the luckiest person on earth, got paid for letting cate blanchett kiss her, her neck and her torso. imagine.
catesaussieburger
oooohh ah yes right i thought you meant cate and catherine T-T i was very very excited for a moment.. although rooney and catherine is a great deal too ofc
Bella_the_Writer06
@catesaussieburger Rooney was in Side Affects with Catherine. It’s not the best movie but I personally really like it!:)
catesaussieburger
hey people!! quick question: did u ever think of topping lydia tár?
me neither… until my creative imagination got in the way of my thoughts.
or: hellooo i just hustled the whole day and wrote my first long ass english oneshot (i’m a slow writer T-T) please give it a try! i’d love to hear your opinions:)
that’s all, have a nice evening!!
tehehee i’m excited to see if y’all like it
catesaussieburger
oh my god the LEATHERPANTS CATE WORE to the photocall AAAARGHFVVHGGBGH
catesaussieburger
peoplee… salma hayek at cannes yesterday?! *gaping*