caterpillar

happy father’s day to all the fathers in the world that are like. awesome sauce cuz the ones that are like mean aren’t like awesome sooo honorable mention to  arlecchino and um number one spot the winner goes to my dad because he will always be the winner and the only reason i make the most corny ass jokes to this day is probably because i inherited it from hi,m like we’re literally twins so yeah happy father’s day because one of you might secretly be a dad to 3 kids with a wife so i need to make sure you feel cool beans today yeah peace out.. don’t forget to smile..! will you hold me tight and not let go

It’s okay baby but if you could comment on the JS section so that I’ll know who to tag when I have the links ready, it would be great =))

hypothetically if freakybob messaged you saying “pick up the phone.. let’s get freaky.. i’ll be waiting..” and then called you would you pick up

OH YM GOD GUYS THIS IS A MONUMENTAL MOMENT GUESS WHAT. DONT GUESS ACTUALLY UGH OKAY SO I WAS JUST SITTING THERE RIGHT AND GUESS WHO MESSAGED ME??? AHH AND SEE THIS.. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT SHE HAS MESSAGED ME FIRST LOOKING TO START A CONVERSATION OH MY GOD AM I ACTUALLY LIKE RUBBING OFF ON HER?? MAYBE ANNOYING HER ALL THE TIME IS THE WAY TO GO YALL LOOK SHE WANTS TO TALK TO ME WHEN SHES BORED I WAS THE FIRST ONE SHE WENT TO I AM GOING INSANE I NEED EVERYBODY TO KNOW THIS YALL THIS GIRL MIGHT ACTUALLY START ENJOYING MY COMPANY !! THIS IS A JOYOUS DAY FOR THE CATERPILLAREMOJI NATION

everybody i would love if we could collectively band together and manifest me pulling clorinde

chat do i have w rizz

happy pride month i just awoke from my year round hibernation to spread my gayness around the world. i’m feeling pretty good might taint. a few good christian children into lgbt.. heh.. lgbtqwertyuiop will rule the world.. channels inner hongjoong and giggles mischievously while also rubbing hands together like a fly

I WOKE UP SO ILATE ITS LIKE 10:14 AM FIRST LISTENS TO THE ATEEZ ALBUM AND I AM SO IN LOVE WITH GOLDEN HOUR ITS SO MAJESTIC ALSO BLIND LOWK HAS ME BELLY DANCING I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG I THINK ITS GONNA BE MY FAVORITE IDK THO WILL UPDATE WHEN I LISTEN TO LIKE EVEY OTHER SONG

people have such big friend groups like wdym u have 8 people in ur friend group u gonna start singing about being a pirate king next??? tf??? on a really separate note airbuds sounds so fun to have ugh

oi oi oi.. baaka.. my inner demon is getting his freak on.. that’s it! you didn’t answer my question.. so you’re all getting touched tonight! dattebayo fellas..