kj ☿

this account is half shitposting, and half a cry for help.

i don't really know how to swim very well

i eat my fingers like baby carrots

Ur so funny

- you shouldnt worry so much

just letting you know im alive and today i beat my boyfriend at mario kart

hello. it is with great sorrow that I must inform you, that this user suffered a fatal accident this morning, Sunday, June 17th at 1:02am.
          whilst eating cake, she accidentally lodged her fork down deep in her throat, preventing her from breathing and sending her into a panic. in her fit of shock, she choked and stumbled backwards, and ended up falling out the window of her 6-story apartment. she fell more than 50 feet before she hit the ground, still choking, and was pronounced dead 45 minutes later. witnesses are calling it the most gruesome case of idiocy they've ever seen. 
          nonetheless, we are grieving the tragic loss of such an epic writer, friend, and artist, and may she find her way to heaven, and rest in peace.
          

Kachow m8

Hoii

for some weird reason wattpad keeps thinking I voted on stuff that I didn't even vote on?? like I read them but I didn't vote on them...? it's kind of annoying