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'ello 'ello dear techno-lovers, it is I, Bubbles, and today we have another episode of WMCBUWHTBF??~✨, but, today we are focusing on Cousin R, the idiot nobody likes.
Dear readers, when I tell you that Cousin R is annoying, I mean it.
He is the definition of ✨ energetic ✨
He will have random bursts of energy and scream at the top of his lungs no matter where he is, he will randomly start singing, he will always be on his tablet watching Minecraft vids or some other stupid cringey stuff.
Everytime I see him he has a glass of juice in his hand and bread in the other. This man will drink a whole 2L coke on his own in less then 10 mins. There is never anything to drink around here cuz this bitch be drinking and eating everything.
He will make random sounds at random times. At night, before bed, this bitch has to have a bowl of whatever-the-fuck-he-eats and a glass water. And then he will proceed to eat and drink, with his mouth open...
He will drink like a little kid who just came home from playing soccer outside, ya'know, when they just down everything, yeah, that's this bitch.
When he can't sleep, he'll pretend he is and then keep snoring unnecessarily loudly, and talk to himself, make animal noises and jumps around on his bed.
Btw, he is tall as shit, I'm 5'8 and this bitch is like 6'1-6'2, and he's 13.
ಠ_ಠhow..?