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I am still alive, for those wondering. Anyway- hope you all have a wonderful Easter weekend and enjoy your time off of work or school or whatever ( ˘ ³˘)♥.

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'ello 'ello dear techno-lovers, it is I, Bubbles, and today we have another episode of WMCBUWHTBF??~✨, but, today we are focusing on Cousin R, the idiot nobody likes.
          
          Dear readers, when I tell you that Cousin R is annoying, I mean it.
          
          He is the definition of ✨ energetic ✨
          
          He will have random bursts of energy and scream at the top of his lungs no matter where he is, he will randomly start singing, he will always be on his tablet watching Minecraft vids or some other stupid cringey stuff.
          
          Everytime I see him he has a glass of juice in his hand and bread in the other. This man will drink a whole 2L coke on his own in less then 10 mins. There is never anything to drink around here cuz this bitch be drinking and eating everything.
          
          He will make random sounds at random times. At night, before bed, this bitch has to have a bowl of whatever-the-fuck-he-eats and a glass water. And then he will proceed to eat and drink, with his mouth open...
          
          He will drink like a little kid who just came home from playing soccer outside, ya'know, when they just down everything, yeah, that's this bitch.
          
          When he can't sleep, he'll pretend he is and then keep snoring unnecessarily loudly, and talk to himself, make animal noises and jumps around on his bed.
          
          Btw, he is tall as shit, I'm 5'8 and this bitch is like 6'1-6'2, and he's 13.
          
          ಠ_ಠhow..?
          
          
          
          

What is up my TEcHno-sImPs, it's ya gurl,✨bUbBLes✨
          
          And we are back with another episode of WMCBUWHTBF??~✨
          
          And today we have some salt.
          
          Literally.
          
          Anyway, only a few hours ago me and my cousin were busy cookin' in da kitcheeen, making some chips["fries" for you Americans (￣³￣)] while she was on the phone with her mans.
          
          Now, for this show to go on, we have to give everyone names.
          
          My cousin(protagonist of our show) = Cousin A
          My other cousin(annoying side character nobody likes) = Cousin R
          Cousin A's bf(main Antagonist) = D.I.C.K
          Me(side character that tries to help the protagonist but gets ignored) = Me✨
          
          Anyway, on with the show.
          
          Cousin A had taken out the chips(fries) that were done and put them in a big-ass bowl, sprinkling sum salt on them.
          
          Me being...well...me, I stole some chips(fries) and ate them, screaming "UMAI!!" while I did. Successfully irradiating Cousin A and R. But who cares?
          
          Anyway, as I was busy screaming "UMAI!!!" and cracking jokes here and there to make everyone laugh, Cousin A got distracted and couldn't hear what D.I.C.K had tried to tell her.
          
          When she came to and could hear him she asked him to repeat himself, but that just mad him mad and he went off on her, saying that she was ignoring him while he was trying to talk to her.
          
          (ಠ_ಠ)bro...
          
          Cousin A better keep me back from beating his ass once I see him.

Welcome back to ✨WiLl My CoUsin BreAk Up WiTh heR TOXIC BoYfrIend??✨
          
          (Yeah, I'm making it a series now ಠ_ʖಠ)
          
          So anyways, last time I told you guys about how he didn't want her to leave the game they were playing, even after she told him multiple times that she had a headache and wanted to hot take a bath.
          
          In today's episode of WMCBUWHTBF??~✨ 
          
          He literally keeps calling her, it's so annoying. He knows I'm here visiting my cousin for the whole week, but he still keeps calling her. He can't leave her alone, I haven't seen my cousin in months, maybe even a year, and this D.I.C.K keeps interrupting our bonding time.
          
          Like, bro, everytime I see her she's on her phone talking to him, we don't even talk anymore, because apparently he gets butt-hurt whenever she doesn't pick up his call in less then 0.2 seconds.
          
          She told him that if her spending time with me is gonna be a problem then they should break up, and do you know what he said?
          
          Nothing.
          
          Literally, he ignored what she said completely and changed the subject to one of their friends' relationship.
          
          
          
          
          

Omfg, they literally were just playing Fortnite(shit game) in front of me(him on the phone with her) and she wanted to leave, since she has a headache and needs to take a bath but this Mother fucker won't let her, telling her to stay and that she can bath later.
          
          ಠ_ಠ
          
          Bro, now I'm mad.