Jonah :)

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I'm a Colombian feminist, an emotional Directioner, and I'm probably eating french fries like the fatass I am.

I'm that kind of person who will walk away from a conversation with someone talking about how they're "21% Polish, 2% Native American, 15% German, 12% Irish, 10% French" etc.....That's cool and all, but no.

Zayn leaving One Direction is a euphemism for Pakistan leaving the British Empire.

I'm 20 years old. Pls don't send anything too extra. I really am not interested in being the Carter Reynolds of Wattpad.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

Don't talk to me if you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, Islamaphobic, Anti-Semetic, an All-Lives-Matter supporter, a cultural appropriator, a person who believes reverse racism exists, etc.

Thank you, I'm done.

*watches people unfollow after seeing how much of an asshole I am* :)