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Omfg, y’all on here make me laugh so hard. 
          
          You all are seriously the best istg ❤️ 

Omfg, the new Chapter takes an hour to read 😭 🙏 

IM publishing the new chapter in a few minutesss EEEKK

I’m behind you.

In chapter 4, Paintbrush is gonna fling a baby ❤️ 
          
          I’m not even kidding.
          
          The baby doesn’t die but like… they literally THROW a baby down a hallway.
          
          Anyway! Here’s a small snippet from chapter four of The Bright Babysitters! :D
          
          "Welcome to Upside-Down Burger," the employee droned. He sounded incredibly miserable, like he would rather be anywhere else in the world. "My name is Fries, and I hate my life. Order whenever you are ready, I guess..."
          
          Cherry 2 leaned all the way forward, pressed his face directly against the speaker box, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "WE WANT TWO LARGE FRIES—"
          
          "AHHH! WHY DID YOU SAY MY NAME?!" Fries shrieked through the speaker, completely cutting Cherry 2 off. "Who told you my name?! Is this a prank? Did Coiny put you up to this?!"
          
          Cherry 2 blinked and looked at Cherry 1, completely confused. "Uh... okay? I don't know who that is. I just want that, your best-selling burger, and..." He paused, glancing down at Pip in the basket. "Wait, have you got any baby food here?"
          
          "Does this sound like a grocery store to you?" Fries snapped back, his voice crackling over the intercom. "No, we do not have baby food. We sell greasy burgers and disappointment."
          
          "Then what do we get Pip?" Cherry 1 inquired, looking worriedly at their baby brother. "He doesn't have enough teeth for a burger!"
          
          Cherry 2 thought about it for a second, then responded brightly, "He can just suck on the fries!"
          
          Cherry 2 was more stupider than Cherry 1, that's safe to say. 
          
          A baby can still choke on fries.
          
          Cherry 1 stared at him in awe. "Huh... smart!"
          
          Over the speaker, Fries groaned loudly. "Are you going to order anything else or can I go back to crying in the breakroom?"
          
          Uhhh.. how we feelin

MORE IDEAS 😭 🙏 
          (Btw, I got ALL of these ideas from just listening to my playlist lmao)
          
          Song That Inspired Me - Stay With Me: Miki Matsubara
          
          Plot: Two characters are exes. One of them is missing their ex gf/bf a lot so they decide to go to their house to talk to them. The other character tells them to get out and leave them alone, but they secretly want them to stay. From that day forward, they keep seeing each other (in whatever area they’re in) and they always end up in a position where they HAVE to interact with each other. At the end of the fanfic, they’ll end up back together again, but for good.
          
          Song That Inspired Me - The Winner Takes It All: ABBA
          
          Plot: A character catches their partner cheating on them with another character. Then, the character that got cheated on has a grudge against their ex partner and their ex partner’s new lover, so they decide to plan a way on how to kill them both so they can get revenge. Either this character could successfully do this, or they fail and go to jail for the rest of their life!
          
          Song That Inspired Me - Just A Girl: No Doubt
          
          Plot: Fanfic shows the female character’s life as they have to face the struggles of being a girl and all the eventual things that happen.
          
          Song That Inspired Me - Ostukare Summer: HALCALI
          
          Plot: A slice of life showing a group of friends as they hang out together during summer, going on adventures and doing reckless things without a care in the world. This could be twisted into a romance maybe because of some of the English lyrics in this song. Another version could be that all friends in the group find their own romance over summer!
          

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I HAVE SO MANY FANFIC IDEAS I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL!
          
          Song that inspired me - Remember Summer Days: Anri
          
          Plot - Shows two characters who have been dating over summer vacation, but at the end of that summer vacation, they break up. The end of the story would show them going back to school attempting to ignore each other since they’re now both ex’s.
          
          How the fuck did I come up with that from ONE SONG? IDK!
          
          Song that inspired me -  ONLY: LEEHI
          
          Plot: Probably a slow-burn friends to lovers romance? One of the characters would get incredibly jealous seeing THEIR friend hanging out with others, I don’t know how the fuck I’d add to this. It’s a cute plot if I can expand it further :D
          
          Song That Inspired Me - What is Love?: TWICE
          
          Plot: A character gets broken up with and now they don’t believe in love because of how much it hurt them. Then, another character comes along and the character with the broken heart wonders if they’ll be able to love again since they’re now gaining a crush on the new character that appeared in their life.
          
          How the hell did I come up with that 😭 
          
          Song That Inspired Me - Russian Roulette: Red Velvet
          
          Plot: Pretty obvious plot. A character has a massive crush on another character. Since this character is obsessed with their crush (they’re not well in the head, respectfully) they see people who speak to their crush as a target and they call it Russian roulette. It doesn’t make sense, I know!
          
          Song That Inspired Me - Suki Suki Daisuki: Jun Togawa
          
          Plot: Erm… I read the English lyrics of this and I have a small idea? This isn’t the whole plot but a thing I can come up with is that the character will kill their crush and themselves at some point :p
          
          Show That Inspired Me - Victorious
          
          I actually haven’t watched Victorious but I have an EXTREMELY vivid idea on the plot, omfg. I LOVE Victorious, I wish it were on Netflix in the UK 😭 
          
          Take these ideas if you want, LMAOO

Roses are red
          Silent as a mouse
          Your door is unlocked
          I’m inside your house.
          

Oh, I didn’t realise that I had 100 (and nearly 200) reads on The Bright Babysitters.
          
          Vro, it’s only been 3 days how the fuh 😭 🙏 

Oh fucking great.
          
          Now I got ANOTHER fanfic idea.
          (I’m not gonna go through with this one this time, hopefully)
          
          OKAY OKAY.
          
          SO I WAS WATCHING KIMI NO TODOKE (from me to you) AND I JUST REALLY LOVE IT SOSOSOOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH AND NOW I FEEL INSPIRED! NOW I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING, IM GOING TO CHEW UP MY PILLOW LIKE A DOG NOW
          
          *Chews pillow*