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I am gay for u

"And now, if I figure this out
          Apart from my beatin' heart
          It's a muscle, but it's still not strong enough to carry the
          Weight of the choices I've made
          I told you I'd ride this out
          It's gettin' harder every day somehow" – Ashley by Halsey

"Hear me when I say I'm proud of you. My car is out there running but when it comes to you- I don't care. I want to help you excel because you're damn near good at what you do and I'll stand behind you, ready to help you if and when you need me."
          - one of my coworkers

"Are you buffering? You stopped mid sentence."
          - My sister in law.

Hi
          I love you
          Ok
          Bye

"Our women are cattle, there's blood on our kids
          Are you being paid to not pay attention?
          Does it have to happen to your mother, to your sister or your daughter
          For you to take it personal?" 
          – Us and Pigs by SOFIA ISELLA

"Miss Ash is a cute and cuddly dog with the anger of ten thousand men." - My client
          

"Miss Ash looks like a top." - one of my clients

"I mean, they had to figure out that the titty juice was milk." - one of my clients

My therapist: "Are you impulsive with anything?"
          Me: "I love sushi."
          
          *I'm clearly not impulsive*