*shuts laptop lid quickly*

oh hello there i um didn't see you come in aha *sweats nervously* i was just, er, reading about... science and... stuff related to that topic... what was that sorry? was i reading gay fanfiction? no ahaha of course not what even is fanfiction ive never heard of it in my entire life i dON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD EVEN MEANS IS IT A TYPE OF CEREAL AHAHA OR ISN'T IT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S MIDDLE NAME OR SOMETHING DON'T ASK ME WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME STOP STARING AT ME *dives out of window*

*crawls back inside through a cat flap*
ahem, yes, sorry about that i don't know what came over me ahaha... *shuffles uncomfortably towards a projector*

um, i have prepared a short slideshow about myself so we can perhaps get on the right track and maybe become friends if you want to??¿ i would like that.
*points towards powerpoint*

okay, so yeah feminism is pretty cool right?? and lgbt rights bc everyone should be entitled to love who they want and to be able to do what they want !!!GENDER SHOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE FOR ANYTHING!!!

i also really love bbc sherlock.
like no you don't understand how much i love it.
words actually cannot express my love for it so i'm gonna move on.

supernatural and doctor who are hella rad too.

david tennant is my patronus & peter capaldi is my sassy son.

dean winchester is my rainbow princess.

andrew scott has really great teeth?¿

patrick stump's fedora is my home.

amanda abbington is gorgeous mKAY???

fluffy pyjamas and a cup of tea are v good.

i like sloths.

a lot.

i met andrew scott at a sherlock convention and he called me lovely and hugged me and he sMELT LIKE AMAZING AND HAPPY THINGS,,,

i also met satan himself, steven moffat, and he called me a lively lass and signed my sherlock book woWOWOW. 

tyvm for following me, i hope ur otp becomes canon bc u deserve to be happy as a cat called larry reading some drarry <33

also pls follow @weallshipjohnlock bc he is fabulous and ilhsm<3

~the gay is never over my chums~