banderjump

literally anyone : * flirts with him *
          	colin : * eyebrow raise * wtf are you going through hyperglycemia ???

shunnedaway

do i smell like . .  drugs to you ?  

shunnedaway

yeah ,  sure—  and great !  thanks my dude .
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banderjump

@completewreck  ! i suppose you're inquiring about marijuana . you'll be relived to know you don't
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banderjump

@mystifications ! no one else has the qualifications , my friend . it’s me or him . but you’re more than welcome to talk to some of our current programmers , see how they like their jobs 
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deadinsde

you're  incredibly  handsome  for  a  human .

deadinsde

@banderjump  *   i'm  sure  there's  nothing  i  haven't  seen  that  has  to  do  with  humans  and  earth ,    studied  them  back  a  hundred  years  ago  or  so .
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banderjump

@koriannewarrior  ! strangeness is all so relative . based on opinion not fact  , no way to calculate it . now / that / is strange . anyhow , i figured aliens would walk among us one day . figures they should know what they're dealing with
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deadinsde

@banderjump   *    *   eyes  wandered  to  the  hard  drive  ,    taking  it  in  his  hand  *   you're  a  very  strange  man .   and  advanced  technology  is  not  a  problem  for  me  -
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magnetizzare

internship for what ?

banderjump

@HIGHLIAN ! i suppose if you enjoy things like that , sure . i can’t say i agree with you . * he corks a brow , tongue used to move his toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other * oh i have . i’ve come to accept everything that comes my way . afterall , what do consequences entail when their are infinite timelines in which other outcomes occur 
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magnetizzare

this message may be offensive
@banderjump ::
            
            shigeru miyamoto is pretty fucking hot for a 66 year old , to be honest . i'd smash . very gently . but  / anyways /  , you really should learn to expect the unexpected , y'know .
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banderjump

@HIGHLIAN ! you’re a / video game / character . as much as that sounds shocking i can’t say i’m surprised . i knew my work would come back to haunt me one day . though i never imagined the great shigeru miyamoto would’ve sent  / his / after me . very well then
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justobservcnt

so . . . who — are you ? 

banderjump

@justobservcnt ! i’m a producer of sorts . i design video games and such . i suppose you’re still a student then ? 
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justobservcnt

* she takes the hand , giving it a firm shake * michelle jones . my friends call me mj . and you seem fairly bright yourself — what is it that you do ? 
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banderjump

@justobservcnt ! what a bright young girl . . . * he quips , traces of a smirk on his lips as he offers a hand out to her * colin ritman , you are ?
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banderjump

it’s you or me . who’s it gonna be ?
          / cb for a one liner 

temptedbites

;   also  on  @daredeviling  cause  why  not 
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lustfulbeauty

play me in donkey kong bitch .

banderjump

@lustfulbeauty ! weird ? what’s weird is that you’re under the rouse that you’re in control of your own actions . but i suppose / weird / works as well . have we completed this conversation ?
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lustfulbeauty

thats uh-- weird and i have no idea what you said .
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banderjump

@lustfulbeauty ! not a therapist , simple a man who uses his brain to the point in which he wishes it would stop 
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computerbug

heya ,   you like arcade games ?

computerbug

i like how it is different than most modern
            programs . bugs are in everything though .
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banderjump

@computerbug ! if you’re alright with the bugs in it , that is . i was going through a very rough patch of my life when creating that game . the most strange portion of it , if I do say so myself 
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computerbug

oh , right on .   that 's  real cool , man ,
            i have played that a couple times , very
            nifty work there . 
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