Hi!! My name is Elsie, and Honey You Should See Me In A Crown.
some stuff about me:
I'm a high functioning fangirl
also a nerdfighter
also a hardcore valdangelo shipper
my favourite colour is indigo
I love glitter
my favourite book is unchoosable but Harry potter and The Book Thief are pretty high up my list
Also I'll give you the sun by jandy nelson. It's amazing. I ship Noah so hard with nico diangelo.
I have a list of fictional crushes that is longer than a really long hosepipe
I don't like to think, it interferes with being nuts
I love otters and teacup pigs, but have neither
my favourite food is mango smoothies and chocolate and tesco finest cookies and also olives.
i go to a Steiner School which is kind if a cross between maths lessons and a hippie dippie tie dye field place.
my favourite singers are Bob Marley, Ed Sheeran, Passenger and Bastille and lily and Madeleine and Johnny Flynn and fall out boy and bears den and loads of other stuff I don't know why I even bothered trying to list these actually.
Sherlocked for life.
and I hate those really tiny polka dots that make your eyes go funny
and mine craft, I hate that too. it makes me all dizzy
And I live in England, so don't be confused if I say things like "pavement"
But yeah, that's basically me in a nut(ella) shell so come talk to me and read my stories :)
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