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caesarinos

/    joseph    !    /    what the hell is    /    THIS    ? !    /    *    the italiano's voice is high enough to be near a shriek  ,   &   he throws the plastic spider he'd been holding by the leg in the brunet's direction    —    fair features flushed with colors    (    mainly from embarrassment.    )    *    why was this in MY room    ? !    explain yourself    !

caesarinos

that wasn't a joke  ,   you asino    !    that was you making a mockery of me  ,   &   i will not stand for it    !    *    he strides forward  ,   fists clenched at his side as he gets the laughing brunet in his field of reach.    *    how would you like if i made a mockery of you in the same manner  ,   or worse    ?    *    he extends a gloved hand  ,   fingers sparking with hamon as his breathing levels out  ,   &   he swing his palm    —    intentions to land a slap.    *    how would you like that    ? !
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ballclackers

@caesarinos ┄    ෴.
            
            *  the  blonde’s  reaction  could’ve  just  been  the  funniest  thing  joseph  joestar  ever  has  seen  in  his  entire  life  .  who  knew  something  so  simple  as  a  prank  would’ve  caused  such  a  good   &&   hilarious  outcome  ?  *   imbecile  ?  learn  to  take  a  joke  ,  caesar  ,  really  !  *  he  says  with  a  hearty  laugh  ,  holding  tight  to  his  gut  .  *
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caesarinos

*    his gloved fists clench at his side  ,   &   perhaps if he wasn't breathing so heavily at the moment  ,   he could deliver a hamon filled blow into the other's gut.   however  ,   his heart was still racing too fast for such a thing.    *    shut the hell up    !    *    of course  ,   it scared him.   it had him on his bed for about five minutes before he could fathom the guts to   ʻ   kill   ʼ   it.    *    don't call me that you    ..    you imbecile    !    i'm going to strangle you    —    !
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STCKYFlNGERS

I have been a loyal follower of your page for almost a year, and have been under the impression that your character, specifically the rabbit, was a female. However, recent revelations have forced me to come into the open and make this account to commune with you. Witness my account, upon seeing the gifts you have purchased for your boyfriend (an imperlal pox on ones self for not reading context, like with Mandy!) I realised that you were a homophile, which would in turn mean that your rabbit character is a male.
          
          I am incredibly displeased at this fact. Firstmost, Vore is generally known as a female-exclusive power. Female predators make up a large amount of all predator characters, thus my asumption. Secondly, I have spent a grand time using your images for the sake of oneristic practises, and I am feeling EXTRAORDINARY shame for having practised onerism not only to someone of my male gender but also to fine art of a homophile.
          
          Thirdmost, your character and yourself is known in my view now, as an outlier, something strange that must be corrected with imperatlve.
          
          Therefore I am commanding you to change the gender of your character to female. I realise this command is one that you, as a homophile, with limited reasoning skills, may not understand. Therefore, I shall present my reasons as to why you should do this.

STCKYFlNGERS

First, it shall put one of your most loyal watchers' fears, doubts and turning-night-terrors to absolute rest. Secondly, your works would get significantly more views, as the audience for homophile, and male predators is exceedingly dim-and-tiny
            
            Thirdly, it would help to establish vore as a female-exclusive power to your watchers, many of whom I now suspect to be nothing more than homophile, communist infiltrators. This would turn tides not only in the fandom, but in the world, as more people turn to the right side. The right side.
            
            Consider my petition wisely, lagomorph. I have an exceedingly sharp wit, and if you do not take this request lightly, then I shall be forced to debate you on this matter.
            
            And believe me, you do NOT want to debate me. I am unparalled in intellect, reasoning and wit, and have not been mind-changed on a point once, either by my kin or by people of the communist side.
            
            Tick-Tock.
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STCKYFlNGERS

More needs to be done to find out Who let the dogs out.  It's been 20 long years since the Baha men first posed the famous question. Still, many families wait for answers. I myself, although having no direct relation to the incident, have always remained quietly optimistic that we would get an answer. I followed the events closely, often saving articles from small Carribean newspapers just to see if they held even a tiny clue. But now as 2020 enters its 4th month, I feel further away from finding an answer.
          
          Too many things don't add up. Why were the dogs unattended? Why haven't the Baha Men been formally interviewed. Why was their no follow up song? Do they know more than they are letting on? The public need answers. Sadly we may never get them.

STCKYFlNGERS

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
          
          I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
          
          I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

creazionx

/⠀⠀Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・

ballclackers

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@coccinellaes 
            
            /  I WAS SO GLAD I DIDNT SEE THIS ONE FOR TEN WHOLE MINUTES . FUCK U
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STCKYFlNGERS

GET OUT OF MY ZOOM CALL!!  As I control who is allowed into the room, it is ONE of the STUDENTS. Im sorry that a STUDENT thinks that they can conduct themself in such an inappropriate manner and then just use the story about HACKERS as a cover. So unless someone has hacked your GOOLGE email and is using it to get into the Zoom conference, it was NOT a HACKER. Unfortunately some students with issues will use this as an excuse thinking its funny, when it's actually sick and disturbing behavior. Being that this is unsolicited and that there are MINORS in the Room / Call, its by law SEXUAL HARASSMENT, and is punishable by LAW and will eventually land the individual on the LIST of SEXUAL OFFENDERS for their ENTIRE LIFE. Hence the person responsible should know the consequences of their actions.

STCKYFlNGERS

So, I did the thing any normal person would do. Beat off to assert my dominance. Pulled down my pants and went to pound town. We went at it. None of us broke eye contact with each other, it was like a scene straight from key and peele. After 3 minutes against all odds the gorilla lost. His head down with shame, but his hand lathered with jizz. The gorilla walked shamefully to his kin but was shun out of the group. I couldn’t help but feel sorry for him but for now, it was time to celebrate. I thrusted my hands in the air in triumph and turned around to greet my fans but instead was greeted by two cops? My psychiatrist was long gone, leash was on the floor, so I had no one to back me up. Did 5 months in county jail. Served my time 7 years ago but still won’t forgot the day I won against a gorilla in a beat off war.

STCKYFlNGERS

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I got arrested for jerking off in the Philadelphia zoo. Fucking joke. I was in the zoo, you know, as a therapeutic trip with my psychiatrist, Gerald. And I was bored out my mind. What’s the point of animals inside tiny boxes if you can’t eat them but I digress. Anyways, we were on the tail end of our trip and we passed the gorilla exhibit. I didn’t anticipate anything great but in the corner of my eyes I saw a gorilla stand on its hind legs and just start beating its penis! I had to take a step back, the only people that I knew with penises are me, the boys in my swim team locker room, and my girlfriend. While all the other parents were covering their children’s eyes I was just watching in awe. I stood there for a solid 10 minutes with my jaw open. My psychiatrist was getting really impatient and started pulling on my leash but I stood my ground. I was about to cave in and leave but at the last moment the same gorilla stopped beating, stared me down, approached me until he was a foot away from the glass that separated us, and started jerking off, in my face! My penis was confused, I didn’t even know if the gorilla was a boy or girl!

creazionx

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/⠀⠀rawr x3 nuzzles! pounces on u, uwu u so warm. couldn't help but ur bulge from across the floor, nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby u so musky take me home, pet me, N' make me yours & dont forget to stuff me! see me wag my widdle baby tail, all for your bolgy-wolgy! kisses n lickies yo neck, i hope daddy likeies nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest, i be gettin thirsty hey i got a lil itch, u think u can help me? only seven inches long UwU PLS ADOPT ME paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips (uwu punish me) bout hit'em with this furry shit (he don't see it comin)