call me: DG; everyone else doesn't

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"I wrote trash then sat back and watched it burn."
-DG 2021

"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I

"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
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✖ Single
✖In a Relationship
✔ Cheating on Life with Procrastination

Morosexual (apparently)
  • lost in gojo satoru’s eyes✌️
  • JoinedDecember 23, 2014



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Hi. Hello! It’s been a hot second! And by a hot second I mean it’s been my standard month away with no contact lolAnyways! A few things: One, I’m still alive, obviously. I did get rid of my IG accou...
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