Call me DG, love✌️

I 💙 you 3,000.

A couple little somethings from me to you:
☆Life isn't like the books or movies. It's full of missed opportunities and bad timing. Just saying. But that doesn't mean we can't make the most of it.
☆Don't walk in someone else's footsteps. Make your own.
☆Short stories are for those times when life seems to just drag on.

Official platonic wifey to @Unspokenafterthought

"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I

"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
-Douglas Adams

"Crap."
-Cade 2021

"You never gave me a 2020 quote."
-Lora 2021

"Cade, look at the plot!"
-Josh 2021

"Three-legged bastard."
-Logan 2021

"I speed in the nAME OF THE LORD!"
-Mercy 2021

Status:
✖ Single
✖In a Relationship
✔ Cheating on Life with Procrastination

Morosexual (apparently)
  • lost in gojo satoru’s eyes✌️
  • JoinedDecember 23, 2014



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Well…now The Jock’s Blackmail really has a reason to be rated Mature (≧▽≦)
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