call me: DG; everyone else doesn't
I 💙 you 3,000.
"I wrote trash then sat back and watched it burn."
-DG 2021
"I am but a humble servant to my loyal readers."
-Varric Tethras, DA:I
"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
-Douglas Adams
Status:
✖ Single
✖In a Relationship
✔ Cheating on Life with Procrastination
Morosexual (apparently)
- lost in gojo satoru’s eyes✌️
- JoinedDecember 23, 2014
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awkward_tumbleweed
Feb 02, 2024 10:41PM
Hi. Hello! It’s been a hot second! And by a hot second I mean it’s been my standard month away with no contact lolAnyways! A few things: One, I’m still alive, obviously. I did get rid of my IG accou...View all Conversations
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