I just feel old right now for some reason. Old but not wise. 

Hi, nice to meet ya! This is just the bio of some cat-loving shut in who happens to be into writing fantasy stories that tend to take a little more turns to both the dark and the humorous. I know I said that, but I really don't trust my own sense of humor so you can see for yourself and cringe at my wordplay to death.

*Painite is a gemstone that glows a dull purple-red glow, and it's my favorite. (No one's asking though)

I'm an official critic in @WeRoyals_PH for Taglish stories! 💜

And official reviewer in @TreasureCommunity for English stories!! 💙

(I'm planning to make my own review shop too... soon.👊)

*If you want to get your story reviewed, then check out any of those accounts!

📚Check Out My Stories!


-Ember Chasers (ongoing)🔥

-Misadventures With Monsters (ongoing, rewritten) 🐈

-Guide to Highschool Survival (ongoing, with VEEERY SLOW UPDATES) 💀


★Up for Genuine Read Exchanges! Feel free to PM me if you want!

I don't know if I'm a good writer or anything, but wish me luck guys! I think we can be good friends! Thanks for reading this lame bio. ✋
  • Getting mauled by oversized owls
  • JoinedSeptember 13, 2017

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awesomeSTG awesomeSTG Jul 26, 2020 08:10AM
A review store is open, run by a lovely and hardworking reviewer, along with it's Egyptian themes. XD https://www.wattpad.com/story/233013079
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Night Owl Reviews  by awesomeSTG
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Ember Chasers  by awesomeSTG
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Guide to Highschool Survival #Watty's2018 by awesomeSTG
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