Day Two... I no longer recognize myself. Help.

It's been 12 hours since you last updated... I can no longer feel my fingers, they've gone numb from the cold and the lack of grinch x waldo content I have been seeing. If you don't update soon I will eventually collapse and will no longer be the person I am in this current moment. Please update.

You're wonderful grinch x waldo fanfiction is amazing; I've never read a literary masterpiece like this one ever before - it would put Shakespeare in disarray. Please update!!