Hey.
It's me.
The one and only.
Won't tell you my real name, but call me Ash.
[ stfg, you call me 'Ass' and you're fucking dead -_- ]
Would love to get to know you lovelies.
Single | and ready to mingle
[ Might steal your girl. ;) ]
I'mma admit, I'm kind of a player, but trust me, sometimes I can be genuinely interested, if you know wut i mean. *insert smexy smirk here*
I'm no comedian, but I can get you laughing your wig off, no joke.
thanks for stalking me, it's much appreciated.
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