juancooks_pippa

*slides into your mb like- *
          
          Hello lovely lady!!! (o-or sir. You can definitely be a sir too, yes) 
          
          I'm here to shamelessly promote myself! 
          
          And although I hate myself for doing this to you (and myself. I'm suffering too), and am probably having internal bleeding as your read this - 
          
          I just wanna say, 
          
          You should probably give this babe here a follow ====> @whalien_pippa 
          
          It is a 100% free!! And that, my frand, is a great price!
          
          And wait hold on, what's this? 
          
          A Special Gift For You!!!
          
          You follow @whalien_pippa, and YOU GET A FOLLOWBACK FROM THIS ACCOUNT!!! 
          
          WOW, NOW THAT'S A DEAL! 
          
          So hurry up and avail your offer while it's still available!! 
          
          *NO terms and conditions apply*
          
          Also, *whisper* it's free real estate