andrew12445

"Lotion on, jack off" - master oogway in karate man

AmericanFlatcap

Ey mate been a hot minute. How ya been doing? Alright I hope?

AmericanFlatcap

@andrew12445 Yeah man ofc I understand take your time we all need a break at some point.
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andrew12445

@AmericanFlatcap yeah I'm doing good, just been busy with school and suddenly realizing my maturity, I've been sitting around outside do nothing for a while so I'll see if i can get back into the writing groove, i appreciate you asking man
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andrew12445

Sometimes.. i like to get a BIG OL' CAN  of dwubya dee 4orty, and just rub it all over my man titties, and spary some in a paper bag and just take a DEEEEEEEEEEEP breath, and when i get kicked out of walmart for stealing the urinal cakes, just yell at the security guards "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll suck your dick dry for a dollar!", made last months rent that way

andrew12445

Hey hey people, I'm trying to work out some chapters for multiple story's, and i have a idea for a legitimate story, one that is mine in every way, and that I'mq going to write or print out as a book, or really a unpublished book, but my own nonetheless

AmericanFlatcap

@andrew12445 So basically an original idea and you’re gonna print it out on paper?
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andrew12445

All is good, someone shot at the tornado and it ran away

AmericanFlatcap

@andrew12445 Why the hell do you think I prefer the Colt over the Glock or M9?
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AmericanFlatcap

@andrew12445 what type of gun did he have?!
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