Fun fact: In the middle ages, people thought farting in jars and sniffing them would help prevent death.

Just take a moment to imagine that.

I should give my friends their own personalized fart jars for their birthdays. Maybe even add a few glitters and stickers to make it pretty. A pretty fart jar, happy birthday!

I'm alpacapoo and welcome to my profile.
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alpacapoo Mar 19, 2021 09:27AM
Hey, I hope you're all hanging in there. Remember Jill? https://www.wattpad.com/51683696-the-bad-girl-and-the-dork might be time for a reread... who knows... I might post another bonus chapter in the...
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Some Body by alpacapoo
Some Body
I rushed out of bed and went to my mirror to see what was going on. The person staring back at me was Sam. I would've laughed at the image because apparently my body had changed but not my clothes. I was still wear...
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Sugar, Spice and Anything But Nice by alpacapoo
Sugar, Spice and Anything But Nice
Wattpad Featured Story Four different girls. Four different backgrounds. Four different crimes. One common goal; revenge. When Sage, Hope, Alexis and Maddison get caught, they get assigned to a mandatory support gr...
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The bad girl and the dork by alpacapoo
The bad girl and the dork
I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'...
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