Because f*ck you, that's why.

Hey you guys!  I LOVE to write and I LOVE books.  However, I like other stuff too (as you can see).  I love music, big fan of it.  I'm also into sketching and stuff like that.  I haven't ever published my works before now, so I really need you guy's help to better my work.  YOUR REVIEWS AND COMMENTS (even negative) can help.  So PLEASE don't be afraid to tell me what you like and don't like.  I would love it if you guys would do that for me.   Anyways I hope you enjoy my work.  I know you didn't come to my profile to read about boring old me so carry on!