alderkitty

waba daba doo

codythetwink_

im going to put you down.. with a butter knife.. and a 17 inch co- ..bomb!

alderkitty

@codythetwink “your son was perfectly fine he just did a Fortnite dance and we had to put him down”
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Im_MR_TAKE_YOUR_BTCH

How to murder somebody

alderkitty

@Im_MR_TAKE_YOUR_BTCH break into their house, sneak up on them and stab them through their heart so they die instantly(don’t take the knife out cus there will be more blood to clean up) then you wanna light the body on fire until it turns to ashes, wipe everything squeaky clean and there you go!!!!
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