Random shit nobody wants to know:
I'm GERMAN 🥨 🇩🇪
AND ITS BREZEL NOT PRETZEL
I SWAR IF SOMEONE SAYS PRETZEL IM GONNA HAVE 17374537820292838474646281901 MENTAL BREAKDOWNS 🦭😭
I LIKE TOKIO HOTEL, DIE ÄRZTE, GREEN DAY, LINKIN PARK, MÅNESKIN, LADY GAGA MY MOMMY AND I ALSO LISTEN TO RANDOM SONGS AND HIP-HOP BUT NO SPECIFIC ARTISTS
HAVE FUN AND STAY ALIEN 🛸👾👽
MY WIFEYS ARE:
TOM KAULITZ (yes he my wife now 🙄)
JESSICA ALBA (I STOLE HER FROM TOM)
BRITNEY MANSON (SHE FR MOMMYY)
NENA (STOLE HER FROM BILLY WILLY)
SILKE BISCHOFF (SHE WAS SHOT IN 1988 💔)
AND WHY TF IS EVERYTHING IN SPANISH????
- Tom Kaulitz‘ dick
- JoinedJanuary 12, 2024
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