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I am 100 per cent Virgo, stubborn, over-organised, slightly abstracted from the rest of the world.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.                                                                                            Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.                                     If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling           

Hey,  I am Neema.
I have a work on wattpad called "As the sun sets"(highest ranking  #35 in chick lit).  Hope you all read it and like it. 

Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique! 
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem. 
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
Exercise, ex..er..cise, ex...ar..cise, eggs are sides, for BACON!
I'm not smart. I just wear glasses.
I will go into survival mode if tickled.