aaron

*death*

Ahahahahaaha killing this acc again-

“Ello!”

"Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile," she added a cheesy grin for the pick up line. 

@collins_riley “Yes but who are you?”

@collins_riley “Depends who’s asking.”

@collins_riley “that’s what I thought.” He grumbled.

@collins_riley “don’t elbow me or you won’t be alive to slap me.”

@collins_riley “that wasn’t a formality sweetie.” He rolled his eyes.

@collins_riley “Why thank you.” He bowed sarcastically.