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❝stressed, depressed but still well dressed.❞

pastel has seen many people talk about themselves in their bio in third person, so she thought "why the hell not?"

pastel is a childish and immature dumbass who is never afraid to speak her mind. her hobbies include sleeping, eating, reading, crying and making people laugh with corny puns, jokes and pick up lines. she can be found either watching riverdale or rewatching teen wolf. she's a real bitch most of the time but she's loyal af so if anyone's being mean to her friends she will whoop their ass. she's an extremely lonely person and she's always bored so don't be afraid to hit her up: she loves making new friends. she's mainly online late at night so that's the perfect time to talk to her. she's a proud muslim and will not be afraid to slap you in the face if you're being racist to her. she's also a coffee enthusiast and enjoys looking at quality memes. she's very pessimistic, sarcastic, sassy and petty. she's currently taken by justin bieber and dave franco.

justin bieber • selena gomez • dua lipa • the weeknd • drake • harry styles • louis tomlinson • zayn malik • ariana grande • camila cabello • travis scott • stormzy • khalid • quavo

♛ if you've managed to ready my essay about me, comment a corny pick up line on my mb

W O R K S :

d i s c o n t i n u e d :
➳ ikea helpline

o n h o l d :
➳ body heat
➳ one day
➳ his fake princess

o n g o i n g :
➳ rants and stuff - random updates
➳ midnight conversations - updates every tuesday
➳ the meme book - random updates

c o m i n g s o o n :
➳ crazy wild things
➳ don't let go
➳ thin walls
➳ anonymous
➳ the trouble with kissing elliot
  • in my bed
  • JoinedMay 9, 2016

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_pastelcrimes_ _pastelcrimes_ Apr 08, 2018 08:59PM
hey guys!!! i have 3 things to update y’all on:1) y’all we hit 1k on his fake princess and 2k on midnight conversations!!!! im actually so happy!! thank you all so much for reading my books, it make...
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