_ghostyy

USA v SPAIN HAD ME SCREAMINGGGGGGGG
          	(Lol who’s ready for Friday tho bc that’s gonna be worse)

dozy_queen

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hey, hey whats that sound? all-- my love and affection for you is endless because youre a bad bitch aint nobody can kill you and im gonn miss you next year keeping me alive while AP will be tearing at guts and i keep drinking the dumb bitch juice you need to keep me in check skejrkekke I MISS YOUUU

_ghostyy

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“Gotta be high on the dumb bitch shit to even walk straight lmao” it’s too early sis
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dozy_queen

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@coladoirajax KSJSJDB I LOVE YOUUUUUU and you right, stay hydrated to keep the thots away, or is it *thoughts? EITHER WAY IT GOES-- gotta be high on the dumb bitch shit to even walk straight lmao
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_ghostyy

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Hey, why what’s that sound? All— my TEARS because you’re genuinely making me CRY rn you’re so SWEET and I love you so MUCH?? I miss you too bb, stay hydrated— that dumb bitch juice is what keeps us dumb bitches alive
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_ghostyy

Since a lot of people are weed babies, I’m gonna post some tips and tricks. 
          
          1. SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE after doing any type of drug, just in case you have a negative reaction and throw up. 
          2. NEVER DO DRUGS ALONE, have someone you trust with you when you shoot up, just incase things go South and you need to go to the ER
          3. USE EYEDROPS after you smoke, preferably the allergy kind. You can get them from any drugstore, and they reduce bloodshot eyes caused by cannabis. 
          4. REMEMBER, you can’t overdose on weed. No one ever has, and you aren’t going to be the first. It may seem like you’re dying but just drink some water and wait it out, turn on some cartoons and you’ll be back in the saddle before you know it. 
          5. RUN A HOT SHOWER, and smoke weed in the bathroom if you’re trying to conceal the smell. This doesn’t always work, and it really depends on the strain, but if you’re smoking in your house and your parents are home, it’s worth a try. 
          
          and always brush your teeth and use a strong mouthwash to avoid having pot-breath. 
          
          Have a great 4/20 everybody! xoxo

_ghostyy

Unfortunately, there will be no Lorax sequel. 
          In the words of my coauthor, “I think the story is finished. It was meant to be a romantic tragedy and I accomplished my goal. Anything more would just feel... cheap. An insult to my masterpiece”

_ghostyy

I know I said I would have another chapter of Lorax x Reader ready by this morning, but I don’t because my absolute turd of a partner won’t text me back. Sorry for the inconvenience, I’m going to send him pictures of dogs to get his attention.