RatManRuinsLives

My brain: we should make 'Daddy Energy' a thing...
          
          Me: Tanjiro's first on the fucking list, fight me.
          
          Brain: what about Camilo?
          
          Me: *cringe* now he's above Finn from adventure time but behind Dipper Pines...
          
          Brain: wait Dipper has Daddy Energy?
          
          Me: ...yes.
          
          What is this? No clue. I'm weird.

It's fun being on the brink of a mental breakdown due to lack of free time and sleep with FULL DAY of school tomorrow (on the LAST FUCKING WEEK WE HAVE ONE SHORT DAY!!) And it's starting to affect your motor skills and you can't stand for 30 seconds or walk 25 steps without needing to sit down. But ALSO you can't sleep even after taking a DOUBLE DOSE of Melatonin and it's getting to you. Sleepless nights are going to kill you and anything with your legs makes you want to die. And not to mention being verbally assulted every day with rumors spreading about you being racist (I commented on someone's outfit, it was bc the pants didn't match and Jeans would work better, they pulled the race card when I was trying to help their wardrobe and now an entire group snickers, whispers, and points at me then they verbally assault me when I'm waiting for my bus) and you can't get a break from feeling unsafe everywhere you go. Dear god somebody help...

If y'all see me on weird fanfics, it's because I have no life and need to make fun of some kids 

I'm trying to think of a beginning for rewritten bluebird... HELP

WHEN YOU WANT SOMEBODY GONE AND YOU DON'T WANNA WAIT TOO LONG, CALL THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS, HAND GRENADE OR CYANIDE, WE'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE, THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS, WE DO OUR JOB SO WELL BECAUSE WE COME STRAIGHT UP FROM HELL, WE'LL KILL YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR WIFE WE'LL EVEN LET YOU KEEP THE KNIFE WE'RE THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS- KIDS DIE FOR FREEEEEEEE!

Father, when can I leave to be on my ooOOwwn  I've got the whole ✨wOrldussy✨ 

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
          I'm crying about Ice cream, how about you?

7 foot rAts rATs along his RATs when he calls your RATs it all fades to rAtS he sees your rATS and feasts on the RATS... We don't talk about rATS, we don't talk about R A T S

I like that you said you'd post about my fanfiction problem here and then you never did.
          
          Yes I do realize what I've just done, lmfao.

I feel like I may give off a threatening aura, what do y'all think?