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Is the new saying for 'stay safe' 'please don't "insert terrible accident or minor inconvenience"'? Like I've seen at least three people say 'this is awesome please don't go bald'. Like what, I won't but what happened to " stay safe "? 

Yall ever get so fucking upset that your body does a mental restart and suddenly your calm, it's weird as fuck but honestly I'm so grateful for it

Croc update. I have like 6 pairs now the collection grows

Sometimes it hurts to know your not your favorite persons favorite person. 

Where tumbler fails, wattpad had my back
          (I say as I search for overlord x reader fics) 

I just had a nightmare so crazy that I remember it

I wanna lick my favorite characters brain like- hmmmmm, the flavors are bursting on my tongue

I burnt my waffles :sob:

I love music, man. Whoever decided that they wanted to make a bunch of sounds and smash them together is a legend, like, imagine life without music. Life would be sad

Someone should make a perfume that Smells like clean laundry bruh, I'd buy so many dude not even lying