about: you asked
German. Artist. Hobbyist in unhinged hobbies.
3D printer apologist. Will scream at Machines at 3am.
Has a motorcycle. Uses it for thinking (and running from problems).
Tattooer. Prop Maker. Metalhead.
Dramatic on main.
Favorite hobbies include:
- crying over bad code
- crying over good code
- being launched across a mosh pit by music and sweaty people.
- poking People with needles (and they like it).
Currently held together by duct tape, caffeine, and spite.
- JoinedApril 14, 2025
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Story by _Nullsyntax
- 1 Published Story

Void.Main() - Stardew Valley.
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init();
connect(shadow);
observe(user);
if (user.sees_too_much) {
warn("You weren't supposed to see that.");
}
There's something wrong with Pelican Town.
Sebastian was supposed to be just a guy...