𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚠𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜

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"Hɪ! I'ᴍ Kᴀʏʟᴀɴ, Tʜᴏᴍᴀs' Iᴍᴘᴜʟsɪᴠᴇɴᴇss! Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ? Hɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ's Rᴏᴍᴀɴ.."

𝖭𝖺𝗆𝖾: Kᴀʏʟᴀɴ Sᴀɴᴅᴇʀs, ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ!
𝖠𝗀𝖾: I'ᴍ ғᴏᴜʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ I ᴀᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ! Wʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ, ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ?
𝖲𝗂𝖽𝖾: Yᴇᴘ, Iᴍᴘᴜʟsɪᴠᴇɴᴇss!
𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌: Nᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ, ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʟɪɴᴅ? Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ, I'ᴍ ᴀs ʙᴀᴅ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ɢʟᴀssᴇs! Sᴏ.. I ᴡᴇᴀʀ ɢʟᴀssᴇs, I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇ sᴋɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴛʜɪɴ.. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ LOT ᴏғ ғʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴅʏ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ. I ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏɴ ᴛᴜʀᴛʟᴇɴᴇᴄᴋ, ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ sʜᴏʀᴛs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴀ ᴛᴀɴ ʙʟᴀᴢᴇʀ ғᴏʀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴs! Mʏ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴇʏᴇ ɪs ɢʀᴇᴇɴ, ᴍʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ʙʟᴜᴇ! I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢɪɴɢᴇʀ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴇssʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sʜᴏʀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I- Nᴇᴠᴇʀᴍɪɴᴅ..!

𝖭𝖺𝗆𝗌: ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝. 𝕆𝕣 ℝ𝕠𝕖 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕕 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣.
𝖠𝗀𝖾: 𝕀'𝕞 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟, 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕀'𝕞 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖.
𝖲𝗂𝖽𝖾: 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤.. ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝.
𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌: 𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨? ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕞𝕖? 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕖.. 𝕀 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤. 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕂𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟'𝕤. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕗𝕪. 𝔸𝕟𝕪𝕨𝕒𝕪, 𝕀 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒 𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕥-𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕥, 𝕒𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤. 𝕆𝕙 - 𝕦𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟, 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤.

Lo𝗀𝖺𝗇: @_Falsehood (ʜᴇ's.. ᴄᴏᴏʟ!)
𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇: @SirSing-A-Lot (ᴅᴀᴅ ɪs ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ, ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ!)
𝖯𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗈𝗇: @_Morality (ᴘᴀᴛᴛᴏɴ's ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏᴏ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ...)
𝖵𝗂𝗋𝗀𝗂𝗅: (ᴠɪʀɢɪʟ's ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏᴜʀ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴅᴀᴅ!)
𝖣𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗍: (ʜᴇ's ᴀ sʟɪᴍʏ sɴᴇᴋ ʙᴏɪ!)
𝖱𝖾𝗆𝗎𝗌: (ᴛʀᴀsʜ ᴍᴀɴ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ!)
𝖨𝗆𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖫𝗒𝗌𝗌𝖺: @_LoveSanders (ɪᴍᴏɢᴇɴ's ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ! ᴀɴᴅ ʟʏssᴀ's ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ!)
𝖪𝖺𝗍𝗂𝖾: @TrashmansChild (sᴜʀᴘʀɪsɪɴɢʟʏ, ᴋᴀᴛɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ!)
Denni: @snekboidenni (ʜᴇ's ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɪ ɢᴜᴇss)