didyoufindmywallet?

Sure. You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

I fucking lost my wallet...
And I flushed my earbuds down the toilet.

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heart❤️ been broke💔🤕 so many times⏰ i don't know❌🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏 yeah👍 mama🤰say it's my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞 i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕

Also my pronouns are them/them and I identify as a capybara