Zimrah The Watcher

Happy Undertale, everyone!!

LET'S FREAKING GOOOOO GUESS WHO WAS ABLE TO FORCE THEMSELVES TO SHOWER? THAT'S RIGHT THIS GUY! I GOT MYSELF 3 IN 1 MINECRAFT APPLE SHAMPOO AND I WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO SHOWER WITHOUT MY EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION AND INABILITY TO BE ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS STOPPING ME!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

Owwww my mouth is trying to reclaim my lower back right molar :((((( it really hurts :(((

I've started dabbling in witchcraft recently (I've always been drawn to it) and I wish I had a coven (or like, at least some witch friends) so bad  
          I'd go looking for one, but my parents are uber religious and would freak out if I tried to find one irl, and I'm scared ppl online will yell at me bc the way i do spells is very "follow your heart, do what feels right"  ;-;
          As an example of what I'm talking about, I made a spell jar today for good luck and happiness, and I literally went outside and picked some plants from my yard/garden, just picking what felt right for my intentions (for anyone curious, I added a four-leaf clover, some dandelion petals, a few grass seeds, a small flower, and some flocks.) And so far I haven't exploded and died so I know it's not horrible and I'm just following what feels right but I'm paranoid that if I share this anywhere besides here (the ppl I know here are p chill and significantly less scary,) there's gonna be at least one person calling me a fraud or an idiot  

Tenna Deltarune is a DILF by a technicality. No, I will not elaborate.

Yo what's up dorks. I've returned from my 3 year trip to the void

How am I supposed to get over my fictional crush when they're attached to one of my hyperfixations?! I'm trying to get my shiny charm in Arceus but Roserade reminds me of him and I watch almost exclusively pokemon videos so I keep seeing pokemon that remind me of him 

Bro, why do I always fall down the stairs on birthdays? Fell down the stairs on my birthday, my brother's birthday, my mom's birthday, my girlfriend's birthday. If it's a birthday, I'm gonna fall down the stairs, there's nothing I can do.

Y'all why do I turn Southern when I'm stressed or when it's late? I'll just be playing Lethal Company with some friends and suddenly I'm Yee Haw

GUYS, I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!