hailey

hello i would like to say if ur reading this suck deez nuts
          
          also me and sheryl are now famous and no longer wanted for assassinating shakespeare bc we’re just too cool  

me and sheryl have assassinated shakespeare and we are now wanted in 39 states. 

i forgot abt wattpad
          
          my wattpad phase was so embarrassing 
          
          anyway abuela is so hot

i ate sheryl
          
          irene is the coolest
          

i shot my wife 
          
          this doesn’t apply to irene she’s the only exception 

i share this account with sheryl now XD!!
          
          we are hella good writers and you should totally read our stories 

penis

Ben Platt is best boy

mama