I think I forgot my name o.o

So haay there. c: 
Sammy wammy doing this cutie patooties bio. 
LET ME GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW. 
Tommy Curran is by no means single. He's married to me, his pornstar wife. We have like a bunch of kids with weird ass names and apparently I get drunk a lot and rape hobos. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. 
I'm kidding. He's single. Ladies, hit him up. ;) ;) 
Little Tommy Curran is anything but innocent. He will spoil your minds within 20 minutes, guarranteed. 
I spelled guarranteed wrong and it's bothering me. 
He's 14, a young'n. :') 
He's like 5'8 so if you're taller than him just leave now because boys are supposed to be taller than girls in relationships and yeah. Just in case. :-)
Tom is obsessed with mothers. Like what the fuck kind of an obsession is that?(':
He has a period. Like I've only known him for about a month or so and he's already gone period girl on me an I wanted to cry. 

ALL IN ALL, he's a really sweet, adorable, hot as fuck boy and you should consider yourself lucky to be able to talk to him. :-) 

LOVE YOU TOM, YOU DA MAN. ;)

Love, Sammy whammy. 


@TannerThanYou She's my hawt wife, c:  

@BeefSisterx3 Ermagawd shes my best frand c: 

@HerTragicMistake She's a hot Latina, who knows how to fight.(;

@ScottiKnowsBest Scotti the motherfucking Hotti c:

@RecklessAndBrave She's cray.

@Shutup_WearVintage Movie Buddy c: 

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