Pickles et crème

*When school sucks all the creativity and energy out of my body, rendering it impossible to write something instead of doing homework*

What is it with dads and little Debbie??  I remember my dad just loving little Debbie cakes so much and now he has diabetes but it’s cool 

It’s a soggy Halloween guys 

Bro since all of the smurfs are related WHY DOES HEFTY CRUSH ON SMURFETTE LIKE THATS YO WHOLE SISTER OH MY GOD OR IN THE FIRST MOVIE WHERE HER SKIRT IS LIFTED FROM THE VENT AND THEY ALL CHECKING HER OUT- THATS YOUR SISTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

POV: You’re a mechanical Target skeleton and I’m standing in front of you, letting my mommy walk away from me as I take time to give you a kiss 

I wanna know why people think 15 is the age where I’m about to go adventuring off on my own, saving dragons against dads will, or finding an amulet that gives me armor and a new dad with six eyes because I didn’t do that but GOD DO I WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS 

I don’t know if anyone else feels like this but Christmas hasn’t felt like Christmas since elementary school. The last time I was truly happy- like nothing could ruin this for me kind of happy was probably 5th grade Christmas parties. 

I used to think Hiccups daughter from HTTYD the hidden world was a burnet like him when I first watched it in theaters but now since I’ve watched it again she’s got RED HAIR like Stoick and idk that’s just so awesome to me and a hint that she’ll definitely be a great chief like her grandfather and her father 

Can’t imagine how my Italian ancestors are feeling right now since I’m the only one other than Grammy gram that can pronounce Gnocci correctly 

I’m not gay but 20$ is 20$