YourBuddyJesus

Hello guys, gals, non-binary pals! Today is election day and its wavering on a civil war. I want everyone to be safe. My code name is Tendou's Juicy left nut. Be safe out there<3

YourBuddyJesus

Hello my buddies! I have something very serious to talk about today. There are bots that try to initiate virtual sexual relations, these can easily give you a virus and what I call a virtual STD which is where you get a virus you cannot get rid of or they steal your information. I advise you to report them and just mute them. my buddy @TheOfficialBed has talked about this issue too and I thank them for that, Also happy Easter!

YourBuddyJesus

You're welcome! Stay safe I'm very proud of you all<3
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TheUltimate_Simp

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@YourBuddyJesus bruh I’ve been getting that shit, glad I ain’t the only one
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Kat_Said_Hi

ty for the heads up Jesus! Knew I can count on you! :D
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YourBuddyJesus

Guess who is off for 2 weeks and is sad cuz they won't be seeing a certain someone-

Murdoc_Da_God

Wait, but Jesus shouldn’t take days off- 
            MAYBE THIS IS WHY COVID HAPPENED, BECAUSE JESUS DECIDED TO GO ON A VACATION AND DIDN’T CHECK ON US-
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YourBuddyJesus

@YourBuddyJesus  yeah I won't be able to see mAh best friend..........
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shlattconnoisseur

Hey Jesus, can you bless my soul? 
          
          
          
          
          
          I   h a v e   k i l l e d   m a n y   c h i l d r e n

shlattconnoisseur

@YourBuddyJesus thank you, and if you ever need some aliens, you know who to call.
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YourBuddyJesus

@CIA_HQ  ah yes my child you may be blessed
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YourBuddyJesus

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My teacher lowkey said "I quit, Fuck this." and stormed out so im now walking  to a bus stop to get my ass a lift. I missed the damn bus bullshitting with my buddies. Worth It

YourBuddyJesus

@theymademehoof  Where can I sign? he a hoe
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theymademehoof

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@YourBuddyJesus got sent to the office yesterday with my friend, the teacher mocked her and she wasn’t pulling up with his pedo bullshit and she told him don’t mock me that’s rude, me and my other friend started dying and dude sends her outside after yelling at her and her yelling back and tells the security she went without a pass smh then he sent me claiming I don’t do my work after I called him out for treating us wrong always yelling at us that we don’t do our work. Dude told them security we were plaY fighting.
            Needles to say I’m starting a petition to get him fired. Assistant small ads principal don’t even ask us what happened smh
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