You_Cant_Eat_Me

Starting a one shot, will either post on ao3 or here or both. Either way, point is, I either write angst or the things I write are kind of cracky. Like, expect it to be funny in a slightly cringy way. That's just me.

You_Cant_Eat_Me

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alex turner is so pretty it makes me sad. hes not just hot and sexy and very fucking handsome, he's. so. pretty. bro's ethereal. even the prettiest of all flowers would wilt in shame if they ever heard of his beauty. 

LouisThiccSexyAss

Is the emotional damage thing an Uncle Roger thing? Cause that's all I hear when I see it.z

LouisThiccSexyAss

All I remember is hearing it on Uncle Roger's channel. I forgot that it wasn't him ☠️
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You_Cant_Eat_Me

@LouisThiccSexyAss steven he actually, and i AM indeed cantonese so my emotional damage accent is on point
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You_Cant_Eat_Me

the urge to make a long ass rant about alex turner ever two seconds of my life is just, yes. simply yes. 

You_Cant_Eat_Me

@LouisThiccSexyAss honestly hes just the dude in my wattpad profile bg 
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LouisThiccSexyAss

@You_Cant_Eat_Me the multiverse of the man I do not know continues
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JULIAVAN0MM3N

i can 100% relate to this
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atprawita

Sawadee kha, phi
          
          Can I please ask you a tiny favour?? I'm just starting some MewGulf stories, do you mind giving them a little visit and maybe some advices??
          
          Thanks a lot before that, I hope I don't bother your time and you'll enjoy the story ❤

You_Cant_Eat_Me

YKNOW SO I WAS STUDYING FOR MY BIOLOGY TEST RIGHT, I SAW THE WORD SPLEEN AND DIED BC I REMEMBERED THE AUTHOR WHO HAS BEEF WITH LOUIS' SPLEEN ITS LIKE HIS SPLEEN OFFENDED THEM PERSONALLY BAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAHAHHAHA