It's Liam, Bitch!

So.. This phrase has been plaguing my mouth -- You Dumb Slut. -- Example.  
          
          Bitch falls down -- You Dumb Slut.  
          
          Bitch sleeps in -- You Dumb Slut.  
          
          Bitch is BEING a Bitch -- You. Dumb. Slut.  
          
          --It's me.  I'm the Slut-- 

My little brother, who is only 6, asked me what sex was. How the fuck do I answer that?! ｡(′︿‵｡)

It snowed last night. Okay. Thats fine. But when you ask me if its cold outside. You need to get the fuck out. Youre to damn stupid to live. End of story.(￣∀￣)

Bus Rides
          
          so yesterday, I was on the bus. 
          
          I take my usual seat. 
          
          someone mother fucker next to me had chips. 
          
          that's cool. eat. 
          
          DON'T FUCKING SMACK IN MY EAR.  
          
          (´ｰ｀)

I hate when you have a headache that feels like someone is beating you in the head with a damn hammer but you still gotta do shit.. (。_。)

That moment when you are laying in bed and you hold a random panda bear stuffed animal  and think "we're the fuck did this come from?"

Fuck. 
          
          everything I meet someone online all they want to is Role Play. 
          
          THE HELL?!
          
          I'm a 21 year old man! I dont want to "rp" wIth your ass unless it's hilarious as hell! XD 
          
          or you spam my ass until I respond. I'm a busy mother fucker! XD 

@HeyItsLiam XD I just died OOH god lol XD

No lie. 
          
          Some dumb ass asked me what Obama's last name was! XD Duh Fuck?! Looks like me or your mama gotta sue the damn school systems cause.. you're a fucking dumb ass, bitch! X'D
          
          --Dies--

Some bitch called me nasty because I "Dont Shut Up"
          
          you know what?? FUCK YOU!! This mouth is worth $35 an hour! and yours is worth??