The Organ Hunt Decree has begun. 
I am the Organ Consumer. I WILL steal and eat your organs unless you give them to me willingly (I'll eat them whether or not they're in your body).
GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS
(If you're 14 or younger, please don't make any sexual nor flirting jokes with me nor anything of the like.)
 #1 trilobite and dinosaur lover

kidna- I mean adopted by Ruikasalaver

Whoops, it seems I've stabbed a hole in your liver. I regret to inform you that you are NOT my special

Jolly Rancher PTSD is a major part of my identity

Behold the BANC (Bibliothèque et archives nationales du Consumer) (That's me I'm the consumer) (it's all crackfics)